- the entire week every single week
- monday: i
- tuesday: want
- wednesday: to
- thursday: kill myself
- friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
- saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
- sunday: im killing myself
- friend: i got an A on my calculus test
- friend: i got a hot boyfriend
- friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
- me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Just hyperventilated into a million pieces when I saw the “Fallout” teasers. Too bad I can’t see them on MuchMusic though…. their subtle reminders of how I’m not Canadian.
ghsdkjfghskdgh… LOVING IT♥
When people talk about ‘the-books-that-must-not-be-named’, you are tempted to inform them that Josh was pale and vampirish long before vampires were cool. Take that Cullen worshipers.
You: “Speaking of Mtrench,”
Friend: “We weren’t-“
You: “The details are irrelevant.”
maybe i should’ve made it into 2 parts
You: “…blue hair.”
Person: “Who has blue hair?”
You: “My uncle.”
You: “Yeah…Uncle JDog.”
Since when have you been my mom :D
It’s reassuring to know that Josh is afraid of clowns. I thought I was the only one.
- me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneek out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
- mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!